WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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