That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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