i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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