Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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