ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
zippers are such a cool invention
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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