I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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