My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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