Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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