lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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