I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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