At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She said her name was "party"
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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