Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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