We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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