Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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