He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
be right there i have to get my cape
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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