carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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