nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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