i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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