Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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