I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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