covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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