I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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