Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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