My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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