Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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