That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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