So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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