how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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