U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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