At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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