gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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