I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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