She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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