Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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