I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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