The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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