and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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