is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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