I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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