I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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