Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches