Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.