And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...