Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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