Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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