I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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