As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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