Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
and she was petting her beer can
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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