let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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