Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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