Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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