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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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