i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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