Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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