do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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