honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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