Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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