Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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