What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
