I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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