think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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