Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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