Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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