dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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