ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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